Yep, more super hot shit music vids…

…and then Ill leave the subject alone for a while.

..(thats a blatent lie).

Yatta!

I couldnt post that last one without inluding this next shiny gem of the web vaults.

Are all Japanese people born with an inate persuasion to the ridiculous?

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Why must I cry?

Why must I cry? Hmm, well…are we talking tears of sadness or tears of laughter here? It baffles me to the point of unrest that theres people out there who have so much confidence in themselves that they dont consider for one second that they may, in fact, just be completely pointless bastards.

So..sounding not unlike a cerebal palsy sufferer with a mouth full of mars bars, I give you Reh Dogg. Word.

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keybored

Just check how happy this next little fella is. A quick demonstration of the Creative Prodikeys Pc-midi keyboard immediately confirms that yes,  it is possible to learn, have fun and still be cool as fuck.

Maybe.

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Its zee Chermans, Slim

Man I fuckin love this!

Here’s Eminem on his German leg of the publicity hike that is his new album. Pisses all over that Jonathan Ross arse kissing extraordinaire that was on the other night. The sausage munching bosh even has his own gliding stage and uber fantastic flashing arrow displays. Fuck you Rossy, you brown nosed nerd.

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Buzzcocks

Does what he sez n tha ya proper doyle.

Chod Jackson

Bit of useless music trivia now.

Gunna to take a look at the djing skills of a certain Mr Chad Jackson.  This is the guy who won the first ever recorded DMC DJ championship back in ‘87 (held in the famous Hacienda club, Gunchester). For those who dont know; the Disco Music Club competition has over the years given the world the ‘Invisibl Skratch Piklz’, Dj Cash Money, Dj A-Trak, ‘The Scratch Perverts’, Dj Babu and ‘Finga Thing’  to name but a few.

So how the fuck this Jackson fella won the crown beats the shit out of me. Evidentally Dj Cheese spanked his arse black and blue that night. So the whole thing was obviously fixed by that nonce Tony Prince (head of DMC) to have a British winner that year……so then a not too impressed Dj Cheese (as legend has it) slipped out the firedoor with a shiny free turntable, while everyone else was busy bummin Chad. You cant blame the cunt like.

Anyways watch and laugh, cos this looks just as bad now as it must have been back then. This isnt from the competition but its a replay of his winning set on some kids Saturday morning TV show. Surprised he didnt pull his cock out and try scratching with that n’all…..

Oh and speaking of dicks and Jacksons’….Michael has just announced more dates for his UK tour: Sebastian, age 8 and David, age 6. Nice.

Wheres me satnav, Im Donkin?

Ya ya Europopacrazymonsterkillerwatts rinky dinky ya….”MWWWAAAAAAHHHH”

Here’s my local builder/plumber/painter/delivery man on his way to work in Stoke Newington. Turns out someone left a tap running. Its a thankless task but he rates it better than his last placement – working all hours at that freezer factory in Moscow.

While were on the subject of subversive dance, heres a clip from last months Vice as they delve in to the thinkingmans dance movement, ‘Donk’. This is blatently just happy hardcore with a fancy new name but what do I know – maybe this is the soundtrack to the next generation…(of cunts).

Looks the same as I remember though. Load of doyles bombin about in shit XR2’s pickin up 14 year old lasses in tracksuits on a Friday night. Or better still, pulling 180’s down the sandy carpark then offski to curb crawl near Buzz n Zoom and start a few fights. We used to call these lot ‘chores’ or ‘charvers’ or ‘uzi’s’ (as in, uzi you like?!) These days any old prick in a hooded top gets called a chav. The worlds gone mad.

“It were well good mate…it goes DONK DONK DONK, Im a donkey.”

Upsetter

Here the clip of  King of the tramps Jamaican posse regional finalist Lee Scratch Perry, showing us undeniably that drugs can work.