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The age old debate re those rouge headed devils popped on to my screen today in the form of this news story from last year. The headline? ‘Student beat up on ‘kick a ginger day”. Engrossing. It seems the Canadians are just as down with the g-force as us Brits.

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 I had a ginger friend once….until I shot him. Im joking!! No really I do, I honestly do have ginger friends…..Well, I say ‘friends’, maybe thats the wrong word. Ok, now I serious,, I DO have a ginger friend –  I keep him locked up under the stairs. Ha ha ok ok, sorry, Im kidding…he’s in the shed. Come on, I wouldnt let a ginny in my flat now would I? Thats like when you invite a vampire in to your home – it renders you powerless.

Dont get me wrong here its obviously bad for anyone to discrimiate against a person purely based on the colour of their hair. But just look at this kid. I bet he gets his arse kicked everyday..wouldnt matter if he had black, brown or blonde hair. Wouldnt matter if he had a hoverboard for fucks sake. Kids know when they see a nancy boy piss face and thats all there is to it. He’s got that look in his eyes that says “Sir, I know who broke that window” or “Mummy Mummy, can we go shopping for my new school blazer” or “when I grow up, I want to touch kids”.

Actually, shit, he looks a lot like a young Simon Amstell…..he was a cunt too.

Anyways, I’ll leave you with the comment from ‘Josef Fritzl’ towards the bottom of that news story.

Josef Fritzl

Tue, Jan 13, 09 at 02:08 PM

I don’t see what the big deal is. They are only gingers, it’s not like they are people or anything. We should just sterilize all gingers and people who carry ginger genes, then after a generation the ginger problem would resolve itself.