The return of John Davidson
May 23, 2009
Thursday. 28th May. 9pm. BBC1
YES! YES! YES! YES! CUNT! YES! YES YES!! The legend himself returns. Good old Auntie are doing us proud once again with another installment of shock phonetics from the man who invented swearing. Im almost pissing my pants in anticipation here. Remember these:
“Mum, ya slut!”
“Hey big nose!”
“Jehovas!”
“”Fuckin’ Nescafe”
“HEY, nnnnn, Hey….FUCK…..*bark*..nnnnn…CUNT”
“‘D’ya want that piece of fish, Mum?
Just…nnnn…what will he CUNT FUCK say say say this time?! I cant fuckin wait. *ruff*
P.S. I wish they’d hurry up and make this.
