Tom Cruise Vs Kanye West

*Ding Ding* Battle of the cunts.

In the left corner, TOOOOOOOMMM CRUUUUUISE!!

Ignorant, retarded, gayer, face I wanna smack Scientologist (joined cos they said they can ‘cure’ homosexuality) who jumps around on Oprah’s sofa like a spaz on fire.

He claims to know the ‘true’ history of psychiatry based on the writings of a bad science fiction author, and then….having seen Kanye West perform, expressed he hadn’t been this “amped up” by music since Kenny Loggins “perfectly fucking nailed” the rush of flying a fighter jet on ‘Danger Zone’. Did I mention he’s a Scientologist?

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And in the right corner, KAAAANYEEEE WEEESSST!!

Obnoxious, big chinned, supercilious, Rolling Stone mag posing as Jesus cunt, who in a heartbeat killed off all respect I had for Daft Punk.

Once said “what would the Grammys be without Golddigger?” Er, still shit maybe?

Calls mixed race girls “mutts” and said that without light skinned black girls there would be no “video vixens”. Then in the same breath uses the race card and calls himself a progressive and insightful voice in rap?

This whining miserable nancy said he’d never play the MTV awards again after being snubbed last year…. but wait a sec wasn’t that you on the telly last week, West?

I know one thing, whoever picked this fucker out of his car crash should have left him bleeding by the side of the road. I reckon they only wired his jaw shut to keep the silly cunt quiet.

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Theres a video out there of West and Cruise proclaiming their undying mutual love and respect. Its out there but I cant find it….(but I will)…apparently you wont see a slimier display of egocentric over indulgence.

But lets face it, theyre made to be together. I bet theyre at it right now, bumming the living shit out of each other on L.Rons grave.

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