Elephuck

Check out this dirty smackhead. Not Scottish, in a band or asking me for spare change – completely threw me.

Less than 33,000 in the world and hunted for ivory. So why waste cash, time and effort on injecting the doyle with methadone when you could have shot it and made a couple of quid. Whats so fucking special about this Elephant anyway? Unless the cunt can play a guitar Im standing heavily on the side of ‘couldnt give a shit’.

Should have shipped it over to London and let it loose round Camden. Might have done us all a favour, picked up a scent and trampled that scabby whore WInehouse. Save her a job on the old self harm front as well eh.

Saying that these baggers do generally stick together – soon enough he’d be in Boreditch, sharing a flat with Docherty, shooting up off each others stale vomit. Hey Pete, how can you tell if an Elephants been in your fridge? All the smacks gone.

Then I remembered this:

Where do you start…?

Interest, concern, shock, utter embarrased, shame, severe anger, wall punching vein ripping confusion…..AAAARRRRGGHGGHH!!! it was at that point I shot myself through the head.

Ive been pretty sketched on more than one occasion to know that these guys are FUCKING high….as high as you can get without breaking the ceiling. Listen to their pathetic wimpers …..it seriously makes me want to chuck up. Which sicko’s selling mice to these cracked up nonces anyway? I wouldnt trust them with a fucking housebrick..and what is she going on about at the end? “”Ooooh dont divorce me Blake”…blah blah fucking blah. You twat.

a) Why are you putting this on youtube in the first place?

b) Why are you both not dead yet?

Ah who gives a shit……just please, please, pleeeease Blake, divorce the mentalist…do it man. Then you can go back your jolly self-harm partys and low-budget coke dealing shitbag Camden lifestyle.

You know he actually grows one of his finger nails longer so he can scoop up his narcotics?

Question – Is there a term in use which describes a pack/gang of cunts? You get a ‘flock of seagulls’, a ‘pack of wolves’…maybe you can have a ‘winehouse of cunts’?