Chubbs

Roy ‘Chubby’ fucking Brown. So far past it. Or so I thought till I checked out Wikipedia where its claimed that he performs to over 350,000 people each year.

Are you winding me up? Theres not that many people in Blackpool is there?

I mean, come on, his jokes are shit and he looks like a nonce (which could be official as he was born in Middlesbrough). 350,000 people though? Im struggling to get my head round this one. Thats a lot of shows and a lot of standin up – which doesnt equate to him being such a fat shit.

The tickets for his shows sell out straight away for like £40 or £50….he’s wadded! And for what? The same slimey blue gags and inciting the audience to shout (in hysterics) “YOU FAT BASTARD!!”. What a clever fucker.

I challenge anyone right now to list me 3 Chubby Jokes that actually are funny. I can give you only one… and Ive sat through about 3 hours of his horseshit.

Housewife killed her husband last night, stabbed him 27 times…….couldnt turn the electric bread knife off.

Fair play…but Brown, if I saw you on the street I wouldnt shout, ‘HEY CHUBBY, YER GREAT FAT CUUUUUUNT!!! HA HA HA!!!”. I’d slap you faster than Michael J Fox can wipe his arse.

Now go nonce some kids you Boro-bumboy.