Puma

August 31, 2008

Few shots here from a guys houseĀ  – he who loves pumas….not the trainers mind, the beasts. He’s made a real shrine to them at his flat…but turns out he cant find much actual puma stuff, so he substitutes with tigers instead. Ive never been there myself, but then again Im not sure if I want to cross that off my list just yet.

Apparently he calls everyone “superman” and he speaks in a kinda fucked up Rambo voice. Not him in the photos though, unfortunately.

the puma flat

classy decor

more pumas

more 'pumas'

What the fuck are people teaching kids these days? Check this next shit out, straight hot off the press….looks like some teachins been going on here. Im assuming this was for kids ….but anyway…seriously even more fucked up if its for adults.

Have a look at this before we go through it.

what do you think HEAVEN is like?

what do you think HEAVEN is like?

Sunday 20th May eh? Fuck me I can think of a million and one other places Id rather be than where this picture was taken. Which is some church/collage in Walthamstow by all accounts. Sunday school must be torture for kids…give thema break, let them buy catapults and just piss around.

Does that say ‘7th Sunday of Easter’? What does that mean? Why is there a fucking 7th Sunday of Easter? This sounds lIke bullshit already…

White, fluffy, beautiful, pretty, quiet, peaceful, amazing, glowing.

Sounds pretty gay to me. They may as well be describing Bambi. Something a retarded ambient hippy soap dodger would shout out. And you know you cant trust anyone with white dredlocks.

For some mental reason we’ve all been instilled with the image of fluffy clouds and tarts with harps that whenever you hear ‘Heaven’, people suppose everyones wearing those flowing shirts and silky whte trousers looking like Max out of Eldorado. Like in that 2Pac video where someones sat playing on a white grand piano up in the clouds? “I aint mad at ya”. Someone was though.

I dont understand where this idea of heaven comes from. I wouldnt even want to go there on holiday.

You never see any widescreen tv’s, radios, hot tubs, busty waitresses and cocaine on these lists. Bullshit.

its heaven

its heaven

you decide

you decide